The Cowboys Are The Most Cooked Team In The NFL And I'm Loving Every Second Of It

I know, they aren't the Jets, or the Browns, or the Jaguars, or the Raiders, or the Giants...and so on and so forth. There's a lot of embarrassing teams in the NFL. But for my money, the Cowboys are the most pathetic of all of em. Why? Because they are the Cowboys. They parade around like they own the place. They still call themselves "America's Team" despite not having won something in decades. And of course then there is Jerry Jones, the most arrogant cock sucker of them all. I don't hate Jerry Jones. I am actually currently in deep, deep love with Jerry Jones. I want Jerry Jones to start drinking the blood of fetuses so he lives forever because he has turned the once proud Dallas Cowboys into the laughing stock of the league. He signed Zeke to be the starting running back. He traded a 4th round pick for Jonathan Mingo for some reason. He lets Mike McCarthy coach the team for heaven's sake! I could go on and on and on about what a joke of a franchise and organization they are, but let's first check on how they are doing on MNF so far tonight (after their roof caved in):

First, an immediate Joe Mixon house call:

 

Followed by a fake punt that could not have been more sniffed out if they tried:

 

And no Cowboys "fans" are there to even support their guys!

 

And as of typing this, they are down 17-7 at home, trying to snap the most embarrassing stat in all of sports:

 

And they have to do it the rest of the season without Dak.

 

Enjoy your time in Dallas, Dak!

 

All in all, just a real shame.

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